‘Fairy rings’ in moss, Rainbow Mountains region near the Laugavegur trekking route, Iceland. Carpets of moss are common in Iceland’s highland regions. This photo shows a peculiar natural formation, known in Icelandic as “witch’s rings”. (Photo credit: Petr Brož)
Scary ass shit.
The first time someone tried to steal my bag in the subway I panicked and I broke his arm with an umbrella and since then none of my friends will let me forget about this.
If you think this was a badass moment you need to remember I’m 5 ft and my bag was a Lucky Star bag and I was crying while hitting someone much bigger than me repeatedly with a frog-shaped umbrella.
you are my hero
so we were talking about gender diversity in anthropology and my professor was asking for the definition of each letter in “LGBTQA” and when we got to the A i said “asexual” and my professor says “actually it stands for ally” and i unhinged my jaw and a swarm of locusts flew out of my mouth and attacked every straight person in the room true story
Every doctor I’ve ever seen in my years as an adult has told me I’m obese. That I’m a walking health risk. Lose weight or be ill. So-
Today I saw a nutritionist. She called me slim. Lean. Athletic. Muscular. Fit. And we worked out a plan to reduce my stress level, blood…
Turns out, after 35 yrs of eating food that my body hates, I’m lactose intolerant, intolerant to nearly all grains except rice and my body can’t process sugar in any form other than molasses. Like, honey is bloody toxic to me. No wonder I was a mess of digestive issues and bloating and excess body fat.